My first thought when I heard about Kesha’s penis-jewelry line? Be serious, Kesha. But, she probably is being serious. This is Kesha serious.

Admittedly, I probably wouldn’t have such a problem with it if it weren’t from Kesha, whom I think is one of the worst things that has happened to music and pop culture since…Kesha? I’m not sure how to end that sentence because there’s not much more I don’t like than her. Feel free to help me out in the comments.

I should also add that the jewelry is selling out online. But I can complain as much as I want, I’m still not selling albums or jewelry like she is. The Cut blog offers some helpful tips on how to wear it (my tip: don’t, unless you’re headed to a bachelorette party).

That’s all though. The headline was a bit misleading, I don’t really have any other fashion problems this morning, besides not knowing what I’m going to wear. Time to pick an outfit.