Miley Cyrus Tries Too Hard At the VMAs; Leaves Us All Feeling a Bit Sad and Violated

As much as you probably would rather have a post about the different looks at Sunday’s MTV Video Music Awards, instead, I’m going to spotlight the worst offender of the night. I’m pretty sure we were all left feeling the same watching Miley Cyrus’ performance: depressed, a little horrified and helpless to stop it.

“What are you doing!” goes your inner monologue, as Ms. Cyrus was seemingly unable to contain her tongue inside her mouth. Tip: If Robin Thicke looks bored as your molest him on stage, then you are not pulling off sexy. She was trying way too hard; her “choreography” reeked of desperation and Paris Hilton’s perfume. Below are some of the best/saddest shots of her performance with Robin Thicke. Enjoy.

Guess What’s Coming Back, Everyone Who Grew Up in the 90s!

The Jenny McCarthy Show! I loved this show when it was on MTV in the mid-90s, right after McCarthy won us over on Singled Out (remember Singled Out? Remember Chris Hardwick? No? I included a video to help fill in the young ones out there. At least watch for the clothes and hair. Oh man.) According to VH1, “The Jenny McCarthy Show will celebrate as well as skewer everyone and everything in pop culture, news, fashion, TV, movies and the web. The series will also feature guest panelists and celebrity interviews.” The Jenny McCarthy Show is set to premiere on VH1 in the summer/fall of 2012.